diff --git a/internal/catalogue/catalogue_check_test.go b/internal/catalogue/catalogue_check_test.go
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+package catalogue
+
+import (
+	"os"
+	"path/filepath"
+	"testing"
+)
+
+// TestEveryCatalogueManifestParses runs the real catalogue through the real gate.
+//
+// Not a fixture: the point is whether the manifests as written are accepted by the control plane that
+// will read them, and a copy of one manifest proves nothing about the other seventy-one.
+func TestEveryCatalogueManifestParses(t *testing.T) {
+	root := os.Getenv("MESH_CATALOGUE")
+	if root == "" {
+		t.Skip("set MESH_CATALOGUE to a catalogue checkout to run this")
+	}
+	found, err := filepath.Glob(filepath.Join(root, "modules", "*", "module.json"))
+	if err != nil || len(found) == 0 {
+		t.Fatalf("no manifests under %s: %v", root, err)
+	}
+	named, routed := 0, 0
+	for _, p := range found {
+		raw, err := os.ReadFile(p)
+		if err != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("%s: %v", p, err)
+		}
+		m, err := ParseManifest(raw)
+		if err != nil {
+			t.Errorf("%s: %v", filepath.Base(filepath.Dir(p)), err)
+			continue
+		}
+		for _, l := range m.Listens {
+			if l.Name != "" {
+				named++
+			}
+		}
+		for port := range RoutedPorts(m) {
+			_ = port
+			routed++
+		}
+	}
+	t.Logf("%d manifests, %d named endpoints, %d routed endpoints resolved", len(found), named, routed)
+	if named == 0 {
+		t.Fatal("no endpoint in the catalogue is named, so this proved nothing")
+	}
+}